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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:28
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
No way
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Et maxime modi eaque sint iure.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Est sit omnis doloribus placeat rem necessitatibus.
So they tried
Still no good.
—
Vero beatae repudiandae excepturi hic quia tenetur.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives